Sanity Break

Sanity Break

Been so busy lately my head is spinning. Round and round just like a ball bearing. It’s enough to make a girl dizzy. Been finishing moving out of the old studio into the new.

But Susan, didn’t you move into the new! improved! Studio Grande six months ago?

Well, yes, I did. In a half-assed sort of way. Just the necessary stuff, you know. But stuff I had no immediate use for or didn’t know what to do with, I left behind hoping it would magically go away on it’s own.

But it didn’t. And now it’s time to rent out the cottage (ka-ching! ka-ching!) so I’ve been sorting, cleaning, donating and moving things from one place to another. Now that the old studio is nearly clean enough to rent out, the new one is TOTAL chaos. Every counter, every inch of floor is covered with S.T.U.F.F.

By this afternoon I needed a sanity break. So I stopped moving and cleaning and started stepping around and over things, poking through things, finding things… cranked up the music and began PAINTING!!!

YAY!!!

Oh, YAY!!! again.

I started with the piece I showed you last time.  You can see and read about it here

work in progress

Well, the first thing I did was slap some paint on that puppy. I wanted to warm it up so I grabbed some Golden Open Acrylic in Titan Buff. I glopped it on with a palette knife and then spread it thinner using all sorts of arty tools. Brayer. Squeegie. Foam brush.

I am an equal opportunity spreader.

work in progress

I began adding one of the golds. Not sure which one this is, it’s a darker one, at least straight from the bottle. Lightens up when you spread it tho.

And I continued scribbling using caran d’ache and plain old pencil. Oh, pardon me, graphite.

work in progress

This is where it stands tonight. More layers still to come but I’m happy where this is headed.

As always, I would love to hear from you in the comments below. I will even blow kisses to you from afar and leave you with a happy face.

Because it’s such a grownup thing to do.

 Ha Ha

Banana Art

Banana Art

Scrolling down my FaceBook newsfeed last night I came across a photo that showed half a dozen sculptures carved from bananas. A few of which, on closer inspection, were rather, umm…rude. But cleverly so.

As an artist I could appreciate the skill and the idea so I shared the photo on my wall.

And within minutes I was challenged…CHALLENGED…by FaceBook friend Donna to make my own, specifically, a banana pony.

So I did. I like a challenge. And I like bananas. And if you’ve been reading this blog for any time you know how I feel about ponies.

banana sculpture

First I carved.

banana 3

Then I kissed. 

banana 4

Then I ate it. Yummm…

banana 6

But I still had more than half a banana left. So I made a self-portrait, complete with coconut hair, saggy boobies and banana seed age spots.

banana 8

And I ate her too. She was extra delicious. Mmmm…mmmm…coconut.

Now that I am an experienced banana carver I can pass along some advice. The banana should not be too ripe. I think a greener one would allow for a bit more control. And a paring knife is not the best tool, it didn’t allow for any detail. Something along the lines of clay tools. And a word of warning: what you cut off doesn’t want to go back on. It just gets all mushy, which is why the pony had weird ears.

So there you have it, my first adventure into edible sculpture since art school. I think cream cheese was involved in that one.

If any of you peeps want to try your hand at this, send me your photos or include the links in the comments below. 

Barnyard Noir

I like this photo. There’s an edginess to the composition. It’s…arty

Almost staged. Like there’s a story behind this…but what?

the daily pony

Like, why is the mare looking so bored frightened? What evil intentions lurk in the donkey’s mind? And WHERE is the gelding in all this???

The word noir pops into mind. Bleak, sleezy 1950’s hardboiled detective novelesque noir. Maybe the glimpse of flesh in the lower right corner is a clue. Maybe it’s the hand of EEEEEEEEEE! SCREAM……..

 

Or maybe it’s just my own hand holding up the iPhone.

BINGO!

Okay, now that we’ve established that I have an overactive imagination and am easily distracted, let’s get to the meat of this post. Let’s get to showing you more photos of this same photo arted up.

Question: Why do you art up your photos, Susan?

Me: Because I’m not a photographer, I’m a photographer’s nightmare…a painter with a camera in my hand.

You: Ohhhhhhh….

ponies in the morning

Here it is with an HDR filter. HDR standing for high dynamic range o’light. Or o’something. There are MANY to choose from, this just happens to be the one I chose today.

ponies in the morning

And this one is a combination of effects all piled on top of one another in Photoshop.

ponies in the morning

This is an oil paint filter. A bit softer than the others.

ponies in the morning

And another oil filter, this one reminds me of the Crazy String stuff the kids used to play with. As bizarre as it is, this one is growing on me, especially when you see it larger.

ponies in the morning

Watercolor. You see me use this one often. Or some flavor if it.

ponies in the morning

And last one for today…Vintage. One of my personal favorites. Definitely adds mystery….

There are many many many MANY variations and layers to all of these filters. I’ll be exploring them, one at a time, in future posts. Look for them under Cool Apps in the Photography Menu.

Meanwhile, I’d love to hear which of these is your favorite. Let me know in the comments below.

And a challenge for my writer friends (or anyone else). Come up with a plot for Barnyard Noir. Sort and sweet, like a haiku. Oh yes, please do. We could have a lot of fun with this. As always, in the comments below. 

And here’s another look at Perry, in case you need more inspiration.

It’s All A Blur

He stood by the fence, watching me approach. I was just getting the camera out when he threw his head back and yawned.

ponies-in-the-morning

Oh my goodness, what bigggggg teeth you have.

All the better to eat you hay with, m’dear.

Disclaimer: Saki has nice teeth, really. But not when he’s moving faster than the shutter speed. Then he looks like Bugs Bunny after a bar fight.

ponies-in-the-morning

When he was finished yawning he came back down to my level for a greeting. 

ponies-in-the-morning

And held still long enough for a nose to nose moment.