Daughter dearest–do NOT read this post today. Go away now, read a book. Clean your room. Watch TV. Whatever.

The rest of you gather ’round. I’ve got something to show you. Check this sucker out.

Spider

Wheeeeew… that’s one BIG honkin’ spider! Found him on my front porch this evening. Told him it was too early for Trick or Treat. And I ate all the candy anyway. He said he’d take cash. Told him I had no cash. He said he’d take plastic.

So I gave it to him.