H2 Oh Nooooooo!
Fact # 1: We humans need water to survive.
Fact # 2: Computers do not.
Conjecture # 1: Someone with a history of maiming and killing laptops by way of liquid would learn her lesson after the first time. Or the second.
Fact # 3: She did not.
Conjecture # 2: Third time’s the charm, eh?
Fact # 4: Damn straight, Spanky!
Arty Life will be back in a couple of days, after an appropriate period of mourning…and a new laptop. Unless, of course, the old one pulls a Lazarus and rises from the dead. Which would suit me fine.
And would be a miracle.