Turkey Lovin’
One day last spring, turkeys came a courtin’.
At first the girls had eyes only for dinner.
The guys, like guys everywhere, had something else in mind.
They had to show off. Strut their stuff.
Pairing up. Umm-hmmm. She chose this fella over the others ’cause she liked his car. Or something. The climax was anti-climatic. Trust me. Cause I’m not going to post photos of poultry porn. It would put you off turkey for ever.
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