Fact # 1: We humans need water to survive.

Fact # 2: Computers do not.

Conjecture # 1: Someone with a history of maiming and killing laptops by way of liquid would learn her lesson after the first time. Or the second.

Fact # 3: She did not.

Conjecture # 2: Third time’s the charm, eh?

Fact # 4: Damn straight, Spanky!

Arty Life will be back in a couple of days, after an appropriate period of mourning…and a new laptop. Unless, of course, the old one pulls a Lazarus and rises from the dead. Which would suit me fine.

And would be a miracle.